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Romance is dead - it was acquired in a hostile takeover by Hallmark and Disney, homogenized, and sold off piece by piece.

Me fail english? That's unpossible.

I wake up every morning at nine and grab for the morning paper. Then I look at the obituary page. If my name is not on it, I get up.

I'm a Canadian. It's like an American, but without the gun.

Roads? Where we're going, we don't need roads.

George Bush doesn't care about black people.

The secret of creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.

You can't just ask customers what they want and then try to give that to them. By the time you get it built, they'll want something new.

Work like you don't need the money, love like you've never been hurt, and dance like no one is watching.

Love is a perky elf dancing a merry little jig, then suddenly he turns on you with a miniature machine gun.

Balloons explode, Jen. They explode suddenly, and unexpectedly. They are filled with the capacity to give me a little fright, and I find that unbearable.

It is now proved beyond doubt that smoking is one of the leading causes of statistics.

I don't drink water. Fish f**k in it.

I don't need you to remind me of my age, I have a bladder to do that for me.

It is a mistake to think you can solve any major problems just with potatoes.

I've joined Alcoholics Anonymous. I still drink, but under a different name.

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so.

Prepare to put mustard on those words, for you will soon be consuming them along with this slice of humble pie that comes direct from the oven of shame, set at gas mark egg on your face.

Why is it that the winner of Miss Universe always comes from earth?

No, no, no, Lisa. If adults don't like their jobs, they don't go on strike. They just go in every day and do it really half-assed. That's the American Way.