MrSeanSir’s most recent Quotables

If you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it is stupid.

Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves.

Only a life lived for others is worth living.

Nationalism is an infantile sickness. It is the measles of the human race.

...a legitimate conflict between science and religion cannot exist... Science without religion is lame, religion without science is blind.

The only way to solve a problem is to change the thinking that created it.

Useless...all useless. I wish they were all robots...I wish I were a robot...maybe I could punch through a wall...

It'd be like picking off bystanders with a sniper rifle: fun at first, but it would quickly become a depressing chore.

The absolute worst thing anyone could say about you is that you were a selfish, moral blank, whose lazy cynicism and sneering, ironic take on the world encapsulates everything wrong with a generation. But you my friend are not evil.

They're only daffodils, f*cking little show-offs. Look at me, I'm out first, I'm all yellow.

What is Swansea, is it an animal?

A cow, it charged me, so I had to knock it out. One punch.

There's only one thing young ladies should be inserting in themselves... and that's knowledge.

Save me Barry!

DON'T PANIC.

And, if you see something offensive in a level, you can bring up a grief report form. [booming voice] THEN, THE GODS OF LITTLEBIGPLANET WILL RAIN DOWN UPON THE OFFENDING MORTALS AND SPEAK LOWLY OF THEM IN GENERAL CONVERSATION. [back to normal voice] So, be warned.

Now's your chance to scare the living breakfast out of an unsuspecting sackperson.

If you have a Playstation Eye camera plugged into your system, then firstly: ooooooooh. Get you!

Look at that; a face like a smacked bottom.

Now occasionally you're going to get stuck. It's nothing to get upset about. Don't go hurling your controller at the cat, because it might throw something back and it'll only escalate...