mrnice’s Loved Quotes

How can a woman be expected to be happy with a man who insists on treating her as if she were a perfectly normal human being?

Our work machines and our porn machines are now the same machines. This is, in short, an exceptional moment in history.

Let's face it, comedy's a dead art form. Tragedy, now that's funny.

There comes a time in every great movie-watching experience where a special little moment in the film makes you smile with purest joy. For me, in Ironclad, it was the bit where a guy tears another guy's arm off then beats him to death with it.

It seemed the world was divided into good and bad people. The good ones slept better while the bad ones seemed to enjoy the waking hours much more.

One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one's work is terribly important.

Police are like McDonald's - same sloppy shit no matter what country you're in.

When you don't know what to do, walk fast and look worried.

I can only please one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow is not looking good either.

If it wasn't for the last minute, nothing would get done.

I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.

I've been on a diet for two weeks and all I've lost is two weeks.

I'm struck by how laughter connects you with people. It's almost impossible to maintain any kind of distance or any sense of social hierarchy when you're just howling with laughter. Laughter is a force for democracy.

Laughter is the shortest distance between two people.

Associate yourself with men of good quality if you esteem your own reputation; for 'tis better to be alone than in bad company.

If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world.

Good friends, good books & a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life.

Friendship is unnecessary, like philosophy, like art.... It has no survival value; rather it is one of those things which give value to survival.

We're born alone, we live alone, we die alone. Only through love and friendship can we create the illusion for the moment that we're not alone.

Friendship is like whisky, the older, the better.