You look like a technicolor zebra.
Submitted by Wexi99 about 2 years ago
2 loves
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You're as brilliant and talented as you are irritating.
Submitted by Wexi99 over 2 years ago
3 loves
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You can't punch the gay out of me any more than I can punch the ignoramus out of you.
Submitted by edd over 2 years ago
5 loves
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I don't need to sit around and listen to all you mental patients tell me there is a God when I know there really isn't.
Submitted by paulfedory over 2 years ago
4 loves
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When you're different ... when you're special ... sometimes you have to get used to being alone.
Submitted by paulfedory over 2 years ago
4 loves
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My Power Rangers got married and divorced in so many combinations, they were like Fleetwood Mac.
Submitted by paulfedory over 2 years ago
5 loves
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Blaine and I love football. Well, Blaine loves football; I love scarves.
Submitted by pandorasinbox over 2 years ago
3 loves
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I'm so depressed, I wore the same outfit twice this week.
Submitted by robotnic over 2 years ago
7 loves
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It makes it hard to appreciate your talent because I wanna shove a sock in your throat.
Submitted by paulfedory over 2 years ago
6 loves
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Every moment of your life is an opportunity for fashion.
Submitted by paulfedory over 2 years ago
3 loves
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They're gonna throw fruit at us. And I just had a facial.
Submitted by paulfedory over 2 years ago
2 loves
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Rachel manages to dress like a grandmother and a toddler at the same time.
Submitted by edd over 2 years ago
2 loves
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He's cheating off a girl who thinks the square root of four is rainbows.
Submitted by paulfedory over 2 years ago
3 loves
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The Glee club together with the football team, it's like a double rainbow. A zombie double rainbow.
Submitted by MrBabyBearx about 2 years ago
5 loves