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There are two ways of constructing a software design: One way is to make it so simple that there are obviously no deficiencies, and the other way is to make it so complicated that there are no obvious deficiencies. The first method is far more difficult.

— Sir Charles Antony Richard Hoare

Submitted by mnem over 1 year ago

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Come the f*ck in, or f*ck the f*ck off.

— Malcolm Tucker

Submitted by elduderino over 1 year ago

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I didn't like the play. But I saw it under unfavourable circumstances -- the curtains were up.

— Groucho Marx

Submitted by robotnic over 1 year ago

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Before I speak, I have something important to say.

— Groucho Marx

Submitted by robotnic over 1 year ago

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Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.

— Mae West

Submitted by Jenny almost 2 years ago

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I generally avoid temptation unless I can't resist it.

— Mae West

Submitted by laura almost 2 years ago

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A hard man is good to find.

— Mae West

Submitted by laura almost 2 years ago

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When I'm good I'm very, very good, but when I'm bad, I'm better.

— Mae West

Submitted by laura almost 2 years ago

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2. morality
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