Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us.
Submitted by laura over 2 years ago
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Comedy is tragedy that happens to other people.
Submitted by pandorasinbox over 2 years ago
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If all you have is a hammer, everything looks like a nail.
Submitted by Geno2568 over 2 years ago
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Just because I don’t care doesn’t mean I don’t understand.
Submitted by JakeChampion over 2 years ago
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I understand what you're saying, and your comments are valuable, but I'm gonna ignore your advice.
Submitted by laura over 2 years ago
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Remember people will judge you by your actions, not your intentions. You may have a heart of gold; but so does a hard-boiled egg.
— Unknown
Submitted by dajbelshaw over 2 years ago
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God is a comedian, playing to an audience too afraid to laugh.
— Voltaire
Submitted by JHC over 2 years ago
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