Three little sentences will get you through life. Number one: Cover for me. Number two: Oh, good idea, boss. Number three: It was like that when I got here.
Submitted by laura almost 3 years ago
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Three little sentences will get you through life. Number one: Cover for me. Number two: Oh, good idea, boss. Number three: It was like that when I got here.
Submitted by laura almost 3 years ago
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Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals... except the weasel.
Submitted by laura over 2 years ago
7 loves
Ah, beer, my one weakness. My achilles heel, if you will.
Submitted by ashaj over 2 years ago
5 loves
I won't apologize, Lisa. I'm sorry, but that's just the way that I am.
Submitted by ashaj over 2 years ago
4 loves
You don’t like your job, you don’t strike. You go in every day and do it really half-assed. That’s the American way.
Submitted by icarter over 2 years ago
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Marge, it takes two to lie - one to lie, and one to listen.
Submitted by serendipity171 about 2 years ago
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I'm not normally a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me, Superman!
Submitted by hohansen about 2 years ago
4 loves
But Marge, what if we chose the wrong religion? Each week we just make God madder and madder.
Submitted by hohansen almost 2 years ago
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I’m having the best day of my life, and I owe it all to not going to Church!
Submitted by hohansen almost 2 years ago
3 loves
Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.
Submitted by hohansen almost 2 years ago
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People who say it cannot be done, should not interrupt those who are doing it.
Submitted by amir1987 12 months ago
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A wise man will be the master of his mind; a fool will be its slave.
Submitted by dosorio about 2 years ago
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Wealth is the slave of a wise man. The master of a fool.
— Seneca
Submitted by ajnx over 2 years ago
2 loves
As I would not be a slave, so I would not be a master. This expresses my idea of democracy.
Submitted by Kaye11 over 2 years ago
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I am the master of my fate:
I am the captain of my soul.
Submitted by dream of horses almost 3 years ago
6 loves
The mediocre teacher tells. The good teacher explains. The superior teacher demonstrates. The great teacher inspires.
Submitted by mgandhi 12 months ago
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For a bad hangover take the juice of two quarts of whisky.
Submitted by laura almost 3 years ago
3 loves