meggilyweggily’s most recent Quotables

A drug is neither moral nor immoral--it's a chemical compound. The compound itself is not a menace to society until a human being treats it as if consumption bestowed a temporary license to act like an asshole.

Art is making something out of nothing and selling it.

His lack of education is more than compensated for by his keenly developed moral bankruptcy.

I was in analysis. I was suicidal. As a matter of fact, I would have killed myself, but I was in analysis with a strict Freudian and if you kill yourself they make you pay for the sessions you miss.

No, I don't think you're paranoid. I think you're the opposite of paranoid. I think you walk around with the insane delusion that people like you.

Oh, he was probably a member of the National Rifle Association. It was a group that helped criminals get guns so they could shoot citizens. It was a public service.

Political questions, if you go back thousands of years, are ephemeral, not important. History is the same thing over and over again.

I can't listen to that much Wagner. I start getting the urge to conquer Poland.

If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank.

More than any other time in history, mankind faces a crossroads. One path leads to despair and utter hopelessness. The other, to total extinction. Let us pray we have the wisdom to choose correctly.

Organized crime in America takes in over forty billion dollars a year and spends very little on office supplies.

Allen: What are you doing Saturday night?
Woman: Committing suicide.
Allen: What about Friday night?

It is not easy to keep silent when silence is a lie.

Imagination is intelligence with an erection.

Desiring always to be in mourning, he clothed himself with night.

One can resist the invasion of an army, but one cannot resist the invasion of ideas.

Victor Hugo was a madman who thought he was Victor Hugo.

If you took a cracked pot and you cracked that cracked pot, you'd be approaching the level of cracked pottery we are talking about here.

I laugh in the face of danger. Then I hide until it goes away.

You can attack me, you can send assassins after me....that's fine. But nobody messes with my boyfriend.