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The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

I had to get back to work. NBC has me under contract. The baby and I only have a verbal agreement.

The 2012 London Olympics were supposed to restore British National pride.

£20 billion to restore British National pride?

For £20 billion, we could have written 'F*CK OFF GERMANY' on the moon.

If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell him is "God is crying." And if he asks why God is crying, another cute thing to tell him is "Probably because of something you did."

After years of research, I have concluded that Americans know precisely two British cities: London, and Narnia.

Distracting a politician from governing is like distracting a bear from eating your baby.

What do I wear in bed? Why, Chanel No. 5, of course.