MatthewMonoxide’s Loved Quotes

I have to go pee due to boredom.

Not everything that is faced can be changed, but nothing can be changed until it is faced.

An addiction to distraction is the death of creative production. Enough said.

Change is the only Constant.

When you find yourself in a hole, stop digging.

...it sounds like life is calling you to do something BIG and you haven't picked up the phone.

Emptiness is a symptom that you are not living creatively. You either have not [a] goal that is important enough to you, or you are not using your talents and efforts in striving toward an important goal.

At any given moment you have the power to say, " This is NOT how the story is going to end."

Quotables - somewhere quotes like to call home.

Well now everything dies baby that’s a fact.
But maybe everything that dies someday comes back.

God is a comedian, playing to an audience too afraid to laugh.

Those who believe in telekinetics, raise my hand.

Why is it that the winner of Miss Universe always comes from earth?

If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to.

Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.

My ex-girlfriend had a really weird fetish. She used to like to dress up as herself and then act like a f*ckin' bitch all the time.

All that I'm after is a life full of laughter, as long as I'm laughing with you.

I don't think there's anyone bigger or smaller than Maradona

Pressure? There is no pressure. Bird Flu is pressure. No, you laugh, but I am being serious. I am more worried about the swan then I am about football.

The reason women don't play football is because 11 of them would never wear the same outfit in public.