loverecklessly’s most recent Quotables

A person's a person, no matter how small.

If God did not intend for us to eat animals, then why did he make them out of meat?

I'm like a peacock, you gotta let me fly!

I mistrust total competence. I've always felt life is a series of small disasters we try to get through.

All I want is just one day a year where I'm not visually assaulted by uglies and fatties. Seriously, Ohio, these retinas need a day off.

Ten percent of nothin' is... let me do the math here... nothin' into nothin'... carry the nothin'...

Hey, this has been a really good day. I've eaten five times, I've slept six times, and I've made a lot of things mine. Tomorrow, I'm gonna see if I can't have sex with something.

80% of all statistics are made up on the spot.

Coffee isn't my cup of tea.

Fran: You know, in Tibet, if they want something, do you know what they do? They give something away.
Bernard: They do, do they? That must be why they're such a dominant global power.

You know you've got the brain of a four-year old child, and I bet he was glad to get rid of it.

When people get too chummy with me, I like to call them by the wrong name to let them know I don't really care about them.

Even under ideal conditions people have trouble locating their car keys in a pocket, finding their cell phone, and Pinning the Tail on the Donkey – but I’d bet everyone can find and push the snooze button from 3 feet away, in about 1.7 seconds, eyes closed, first time, every time.

This morning I put Red Bull into my coffee maker instead of water and now I can see noises.

I put my phone in "airplane mode" and threw it up into the air. It just fell and now my screen is cracked. Worst. Transformer. Ever.

When you don't know what to do, walk fast and look worried.

I just wish I could start a relationship about twelve years in when you really don’t have to try anymore and you can just sit around together and goof on tv shows and then go to bed without anybody trying any funny business.

Cool guys don't look at explosions
They blow things up, then walk away
Who's got time to watch an explosion?
There's cool guy errands that they have to walk to.

A man's true character comes out when he's drunk.

Rapunzel: Something brought you here, Flynn Rider. Call it what you will! Fate... Destiny...
Flynn Rider: A horse?