loughlin’s most recent Quotables

He's having the worst day of his life...over, and over...

Look at his face. I bet his cornflakes try to crawl out of the bowl.

You know what you are? You're a beard with an idiot hanging off it.

I don't think there's anyone bigger or smaller than Maradona

This crack is really moreish.

I find it really strange how, when first envisaged, the internet would be this great forum for scientists and the intelligentsia but it’s turned out to be a place for the hopeless dregs of society to write comments about things they know nothing about.

You must have chaos within you to give birth to a dancing star.

Unpredictability, too, can become monotonous.

A writer is somebody for whom writing is more difficult than it is for other people.

I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father.

The Baggio brothers, of course, are not related.

Real Madrid are like a rabbit in the glare of the headlights in the face of Manchester United’s attacks. But this rabbit comes with a suit of armour in the shape of two precious away goals.

Maggie Thatcher, your boys took a hell of a beating

Yes: I am a dreamer. For a dreamer is one who can only find his way by moonlight, and his punishment is that he sees the dawn before the rest of the world.

A thing is not necessarily true because a man dies for it.

"I came," she said, "hoping you could talk me out of a fantasy."
Cherish it!" cried Hilarious, fiercely. "What else do any of you have? Hold it tightly by it's little tentacle, don't let the Freudians coax it away or the pharmacists poison it out of you. Whatever it is, hold it dear, for when you lose it you go over by that much to the others. You begin to cease to be."

A book is a loaded gun in the house next door...Who knows who might be the target of the well-read man?

There must be something in books, something we can’t imagine, to make a woman stay in a burning house; there must be something there. You don’t stay for nothing.

I dust a bit...in addition, I am at the moment writing a lengthy indictment against our century. When my brain begins to reel from my literary labors, I make an occasional cheese dip.

Garth, marriage is punishment for shoplifting in some countries.