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[On Mario Mugan] It's ridiculous. Just because I don't want his d**k up my arse, I'm an appalling person?

I've got a brand new combine harvester, and I'll give you the keys.

Well... I've had a serious think about this and it's a really hard decision, and I think this week my first nomination has gotta be... the custard cream. I really don't wanna do this, but I'm gonna nominate the custard cream because... it's a greedy little bitch. Not only does it want two biscuit wafers, but it also wants to be filled with custard as well.

My second nomination is... I don't wanna do this... my second nomination has gotta be a rich tea. There's nothing to it: there's no chocolate on top, no smarties, no icing, nothing! There's nothing very rich about having nothing on top!

Cookies!

Roy: [singing] We don't need no education.
Moss: Yes you do; you've just used a double negative.

Hello, IT. Have you tried turning it off and on again?

Prepare to put mustard on those words, for you will soon be consuming them along with this slice of humble pie that comes direct from the oven of shame, set at gas mark egg on your face.

You know what I do whenever I'm feeling low, I always think about that woman that got her face ripped off by a chimpanzee.