1. My breath smells like a portaloo.

    Josie Gibson

    8 loves

  2. I love you, Jose.

    John James Parton

    17 loves

  3. I'm gonna smooth him right over.

    Josie Gibson

    14 loves

  4. Sam: Why is everyone so young?
    Dave: I know.
    Sam: Not you, Dave.

    Sam Pepper

    12 loves

  5. You're like my idol.

    Sam Pepper

    14 loves

  6. Something smells like fish... is that you, Josie?

    Sam Pepper

    8 loves

  7. Who is she? Who is she? Who is she?! Where did you find her?

    Nikki Grahame

    31 loves

  8. Glory!

    Dave Vaughan

    21 loves

  9. I'm so cold!

    Nikki Grahame

    12 loves

  10. Big Brother can KISS where the sun doesn't shine

    John James Parton

    13 loves

  11. You are live on Channel 4. Please do not swear.

    Davina McCall

    34 loves

  12. You got your hand on me poo-nanny!

    Josie Gibson

    6 loves

  13. 'So you've lost your son fabio?' 'Nemo' 'right got it'

    Dory

    2 loves

  14. I'm in a glass case of emotion!

    Ron Burgundy

    2 loves

  15. Don't, Sam, you f***n' naus!

    Josie Gibson

    2 loves