Makosi: Talk to the hand 'cause the face ain't listening.
Science: I don't wanna talk to your face anyway. Especially in the morning when you wake up and you haven't put your eyebrows on.
— Science
Submitted by Laurindax over 2 years ago
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Makosi: My mother was one of 50 children.
Science: Your grandaddy was a pimp.— Science
Submitted by Laurindax over 2 years ago
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'Relax,' said the night man,'We are programmed to receive. You can check-out any time you like, But you can never leave!'
Submitted by lyndz26 over 2 years ago
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I've got so much fire in my belly for you right now Mole
Submitted by Sofa1 over 2 years ago
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If you sprinkle when you tinkle, be a sweet and wipe the seat!
Submitted by Sofa1 over 2 years ago
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Some of the housemates are on the sofas, passing round the jaffa cakes.
Submitted by bbsuperfan over 2 years ago
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You know what I do whenever I'm feeling low, I always think about that woman that got her face ripped off by a chimpanzee.
Submitted by Libbyloe62 over 2 years ago
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To be the man you got to beat the man. And I am the man.
Submitted by robotnic over 2 years ago
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