Jeff Winger: Don't tell me you had sex with me just to win at paintball.
Britta Perry: No. I had sex with you and I'm going to win at paintball. Don't be gross.
Submitted by laura over 6 years ago
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You do not need to leave your room. Remain sitting at your table and listen. Do not even listen, simply wait. Do not even wait, be quiet still and solitary. The world will freely offer itself to you to be unmasked, it has no choice, it will roll in ecstasy at your feet.
We are what we repeatedly do; excellence, then, is not an act but a habit.
Work like you don’t need money, love like you’ve never been hurt, and dance like no one’s watching.
The bicycle is a curious vehicle. Its passenger is its engine.
Submitted by edd almost 7 years ago
Genius is one percent inspiration, ninety-nine percent perspiration.
Submitted by kathiravaneee about 7 years ago
If you go home with somebody and they don't have books in their house, don't sleep with them. I think that's very important.
Submitted by Kaye11 over 7 years ago
C.C. Baxter: You hear what I said, Miss Kubelik? I absolutely adore you.
Fran Kubelik: Shut up and deal...
Submitted by robotnic over 6 years ago
If you are really thankful, what do you do? You share.
Submitted by pandorasinbox about 7 years ago
I can't feel anything but gratitude for every single moment of my stupid little life.
Submitted by anclag almost 7 years ago
Why can't we get all the people together in the world that we really like and then just stay together? I guess that wouldn't work. Someone would leave. Someone always leaves. Then we would have to say good-bye. I hate good-byes. I know what I need. I need more hellos.
Submitted by thestephb almost 7 years ago
Just as I should seek in a desert for clean water, or toil at the North Pole to make a comfortable fire, so I shall search the land of void and vision until I find something fresh like water, and comforting like fire; until I find some place in eternity, where I am literally at home. And there is only one such place to be found.
When you are reading a book, you and the author are alone together - just the two of you.
I don't know how to run a newspaper, Mr. Thatcher. I just try everything I can think of.
Submitted by JMalky over 6 years ago
Today's achievement is a testament to the greatness of our country and the determination of the American people. The cause of securing our country is not complete, but tonight we are once again reminded that America can do whatever we set our mind to. That is the story of our history.
Ladies gotta say no to their husbands at the movies. They gotta say: “No, we are watching back-to-back cancer movies. And then this movie about a cat.”
— Tina Fey
Submitted by robotnic almost 7 years ago