laura’s Loved Quotes

Some people feel the rain. Others just get wet.

Why is it that the winner of Miss Universe always comes from earth?

Prepare to put mustard on those words, for you will soon be consuming them along with this slice of humble pie that comes direct from the oven of shame, set at gas mark egg on your face.

Always do sober what you said you’d do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.

Another flaw in the human character is that everybody wants to build and nobody wants to do maintenance.

There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as though everything is a miracle.

When I'm good I'm very, very good, but when I'm bad, I'm better.

We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars.

What lies behind us, and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what lies within us.

I often quote myself - it adds spice to my conversation.

All I ask is a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.

After silence, that which comes nearest to expressing the inexpressible is music.

After years of research, I have concluded that Americans know precisely two British cities: London, and Narnia.

Hell, I am young. I am free. My teeth are clean. The sun shines. To hell with everything else.

When the power of love overcomes the love of power there will be peace.

Give a man a fire and he's warm for the day, but set fire to him and he's warm for the rest of his life.

Wisdom comes from experience. Experience is often a result of lack of wisdom.

Associate yourself with men of good quality if you esteem your own reputation; for 'tis better to be alone than in bad company.

I understand what you're saying, and your comments are valuable, but I'm gonna ignore your advice.

The 2012 London Olympics were supposed to restore British National pride.

£20 billion to restore British National pride?

For £20 billion, we could have written 'F*CK OFF GERMANY' on the moon.