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When people are laughing, they're generally not killing each other.

— Alan Alda

Submitted by lardissone over 2 years ago

2 loves
1. laugh
2. laughing
3. peace
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Twitter is a lot like crystal meth, because it's really fun to do and Oprah's on it.

— Bo Burnham

Submitted by laura over 2 years ago

13 loves
1. comedy
2. drugs
3. funny
4. twitter
5. youtube
6. oprah winfrey
7. social media
8. socialmedia
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If you've never seen an elephant ski, then you've never been on acid.

— Eddie Izzard

Submitted by laura over 2 years ago

3 loves
1. comedian
2. comedy
3. drugs
4. elephants
5. funny
6. stand-up
7. acid
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Games are a gateway drug to learning.

— Katy Lindemann

Submitted by noam almost 3 years ago

7 loves
1. games
2. learning
3. neon10
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