KZhu’s Submitted Quotes

Television has a real problem. They have no page two. Consequently every big story gets the same play and comes across to the viewer as a really big, scary one.

First we thought the PC was a calculator. Then we found out how to turn numbers into letters with ASCII - and we thought it was a typewriter. Then we discovered graphics, and we thought it was a television. With the World Wide Web, we've realized it's a brochure.

I just think it's funny that the thing is still called "Internet Explorer."

Noam, you’re a strong pony.

God is dope yo

Change is the essence of life. Be willing to surrender what you are for what you could become.

It's always hard to resist the conclusion that those who aren't interested in us are egomaniacs.

Power is sex for the old.

We work to stop thinking about sex and worrying about death.

Biggest enemy of great creative work? Consensus. Everyone agree?

Time is free, but it's priceless. You can't own it, but you can use it. You can't keep it, but you can spend it. Once you've lost it you can never get it back.

Shoplifting is a victimless crime. Like punching someone in the dark.

I’ll keep it short and sweet — Family. Religion. Friendship. These are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business.

A woman is a lot like a refrigerator. Six feet tall, 300 pounds…it makes ice.

Daleks can't DJ like White Men Can't Jump

We spend money we don’t have on things we don’t need to impress people we don’t care about.

In Mexico we have a word for sushi: bait.

Eat well, shit hard!