Seize the moment. Remember all those women on the Titanic who waved off the dessert.
Submitted by xoxCourtneyLynn over 1 year ago
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A wizard is never late, Frodo Baggins. Nor is he early. He arrives precisely when he means to.
— Gandalf
Submitted by Qotemin over 1 year ago
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Well, I could be wrong, but I believe diversity is an old, old wooden ship that was used during the Civil War era.
Submitted by Rodreegez almost 2 years ago
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If all you have is a hammer, everything looks like a nail.
Submitted by Geno2568 over 1 year ago
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The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
Submitted by laura over 1 year ago
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Remember people will judge you by your actions, not your intentions. You may have a heart of gold; but so does a hard-boiled egg.
— Unknown
Submitted by dajbelshaw over 1 year ago
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When I'm good I'm very, very good, but when I'm bad, I'm better.
— Mae West
Submitted by laura almost 2 years ago
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I saw this wino, he was eating grapes. I was like, "Dude, you have to wait."
Submitted by pandorasinbox over 1 year ago
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Murderers! Stop murdering. Everyone will die eventually. Just sit down and be patient.
Submitted by richard almost 2 years ago
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The first time I see a jogger smiling, I'll consider it.
Submitted by laura almost 2 years ago
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