kimberlygilbert’s most recent Quotables

"Maybe...you'll fall in love with me all over again."
"Hell," I said, "I love you enough now. What do you want to do? Ruin me?"
"Yes. I want to ruin you."
"Good," I said. "That's what I want too."

What if there is no tomorrow? There wasn't one today!

Outside of a dog, a book is your best friend, and inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.

It has been said that an actor must have the hide of a rhinoceros, the courage and audacity of a lion, and most importantly, the fragile vulnerability of an egg. It also has been... said, and I'm not sure by whom, that the moment of not knowing is the moment that has the greatest potential for creativity.

I have no reason to be timid.
I will respond as I feel;
awkwardly, vulgarly,
but respond.

Why didn't you tell me I was in love with you?

Hello, IT. Have you tried turning it off and on again?

Prepare to put mustard on those words, for you will soon be consuming them along with this slice of humble pie that comes direct from the oven of shame, set at gas mark egg on your face.

Why is it that the winner of Miss Universe always comes from earth?

Why does man kill? He kills for food. And not only food: frequently there must be a beverage.

It's so damn hot... milk was a bad choice.

Garth, marriage is punishment for shoplifting in some countries.

No, it'll be great! It'll be great, be-because all those PhDs are in there, you know, like... discussing models of alienation and we'll be in here quietly humping.

I was nowhere NEAR Cleveland!

Every night I save you.

I am not a cosmic orphan.

Anyone who falls in love is searching for the missing pieces of themselves. So anyone who's in love gets sad when they think of their lover. It's like stepping back inside a room you have fond memories of, one you haven't seen in a long time.

Life is loneliness, broken only by the gods taunting us with friendship and the odd bonk.