You know what happens when you get out of the Marine Corps? You get your brains back.
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You know, like nunchuk skills, bow hunting skills, computer hacking skills...Girls only want boyfriends who have great skills.
Submitted by richard almost 3 years ago
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Come bust a move
Where the games are played
It's chill, it's fresh,
it's Noah's Arcade
Submitted by phil almost 3 years ago
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All discarded lovers should be given a second chance, but with somebody else.
— Mae West
Submitted by kellytron almost 3 years ago
6 loves
Garth, marriage is punishment for shoplifting in some countries.
Submitted by phil almost 3 years ago
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If Harry Potter's so magical, why can’t he cure his own eyesight and get laid. A teenage lad shouldnt need a broomstick to cling onto.
Submitted by kellytron almost 3 years ago
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The first time I see a jogger smiling, I'll consider it.
Submitted by laura about 3 years ago
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