Sam: Get your austrailian ass out of my bed
John James : That’s racist
Sam: I don’t care….get out of my bed!
Submitted by kay1503 over 1 year ago
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Dave: I don't think we'll be holding hands and taking windy walks together.
Sam: I’ll be holding hands and taking windy walks with your daughter.Submitted by kay1503 over 1 year ago
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Sam: Why is everyone so young?
Dave: I know.
Sam: Not you, Dave.Submitted by kay1503 over 1 year ago
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Hopefully that's the only thing you'll be sucking tonight.
Submitted by kay1503 over 1 year ago
3 loves
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Dave: What’s the time?
Sam: Time for you to f**k off from this house!Submitted by kay1503 over 1 year ago
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Dave you’re not taking this very well, are you? Have you started eating more recently? Because you’re putting on weight again.
Submitted by kay1503 over 1 year ago
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You know where the fire exit is, now get your high heels and walk out.
Submitted by kay1503 over 1 year ago
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You must think I've fallen out of the lemon tree ...
Submitted by raffertygrey over 1 year ago
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You know what I do whenever I'm feeling low, I always think about that woman that got her face ripped off by a chimpanzee.
Submitted by Libbyloe62 over 1 year ago
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Some of the housemates are on the sofas, passing round the jaffa cakes.
Submitted by bbsuperfan over 1 year ago
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Your face isn't that fat, so you don't look that hideous.
Submitted by kay1503 over 1 year ago
7 loves