kawlesle’s most recent Quotables

1-2-3-4-5? That's the stupidest combination I've ever heard of in my life! That's the kinda thing an idiot would have on his luggage!

Look your highness, it's not that we're afraid, far from it. It's just that we've got this thing about death; it's not us.

Thank God for rednecks! This is a really big truck, and these are really big guns.

I'm more than a bird, I'm more than a plane.
I'm a birdplane. A mother f**kin' birdplane.

You know you've got the brain of a four-year old child, and I bet he was glad to get rid of it.

I wish I had a dollar for every time I spent a dollar, because then, Yahoo!, I'd have all my money back.

As the great warrior poet Ice Cube once said: 'if the day does not require an AK, it is good.'

Most people are other people. Their thoughts are someone else's opinions, their lives a mimicry, their passions a quotation.

The person, be it gentleman or lady, who has not pleasure in a good novel must be intolerably stupid.

Maybe the poets are right. Maybe love is the only answer.

If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There's no point in being a damn fool about it.

I like video games but they're really violent. I'd like to play a video game where you help the people who were shot in all the other games. It'd be called 'Really Busy Hospital'.

Saying "I’m sorry" is the same as saying "I apologize." Except at a funeral.

Sometimes the light at the end of the tunnel is not the promised land...it's just New Jersey.

He that but looketh on a plate of ham and eggs to lust after it, hath already committed breakfast with it in his heart.

Mr. Moony presents his compliments to Professor Snape, and begs him to keep his abnormally large nose out of other people's business.
Mr. Prongs agrees with Mr. Moony, and would like to add that Professor Snape is an ugly git.
Mr. Padfoot would like to register his astonishment that an idiot like that ever became a professor.
Mr. Wormtail bids Professor Snape good day, and advises him to wash his hair, the slimeball.

Those are my principles, and if you don’t like them... well, I have others.

Vizzini: He didn't fall?! Inconceivable!
Inigo Montoya: You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

As a kid I was made to walk the plank. We couldn't afford a dog.

He was a cock who thought the sun had come up to hear him crow.