1. On the Internet, nobody knows you're a dog.

    Peter Steiner

    4 loves

  2. I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.

    Groucho Marx

    28 loves

  3. I used to do drugs. I still do, but I used to, too.

    Mitch Hedberg

    36 loves

  4. Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so.

    Douglas Adams

    24 loves

  5. Why is it that the winner of Miss Universe always comes from earth?

    Rich Hall

    20 loves