1. If you can make a girl laugh, you can make her do anything.

    Marilyn Monroe

    27 loves

  2. The first time I see a jogger smiling, I'll consider it.

    Joan Rivers

    37 loves

  3. Sometimes laughter is the only weapon we have.

    Roger Rabbit

    3 loves

  4. Ni!

    The Knights who say Ni!

    5 loves

  5. I like a woman with a head on her shoulders. I hate necks.

    Steve Martin

    3 loves