JMalky’s most recent Quotables

You know what my days used to be like? I just tested. Nobody murdered me, or put me in a potato, or fed me to birds. I had a pretty good life. And then YOU showed up, you dangerous, mute, lunatic.

Oh, in case you got covered in that repulsion gel, here's some advice the lab-boys gave me: [paper rustling] do not get covered in the repulsion gel. We haven't quite worked out what element it is yet, but it's a lively one, and it does not like the human skeleton.

The difference between me and Don Quixote is, I deliver.

I don't know how to run a newspaper, Mr. Thatcher. I just try everything I can think of.

The smaller the attendance the bigger the history. There were 12 people at the Last Supper. Half a dozen at Kitty Hawk. Archimedes was on his own in the bath.

Go ahead then, telephone. Telephone the police. Tell them it's a suitcase full of money and you don't want it.

Video games are bad for you? That's what they said about rock-n-roll.

Speaking of curiosity, you're curious about what happens after you die, right? Guess what? I know! You're going to find out first-hand before I can finish telling you, though, so I won't bother. I'll give you a hint: you're going to want to pack as much living as you possibly can into the next couple of minutes.

Well, I could be wrong, but I believe diversity is an old, old wooden ship that was used during the Civil War era.

Tourism is sin, and travel on foot virtue.

There are deeper strata of truth in cinema, and there is such a thing as poetic, ecstatic truth. It is mysterious and elusive, and can be reached only through fabrication and imagination and stylization.

Life is very, very complicated and so films should be allowed to be too.

The best education in film is to make one.