Oh my God, Karen, you can't just ask people why they're white.
Submitted by robotnic almost 3 years ago
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Mrs Doyle: Ach go on you won't have one? It's got cocaine in it.
Ted: What!?
Mrs Doyle: Oh no no no, not cocaine. What's the word? Raisins.Submitted by korn-star over 2 years ago
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I'm nominating Sunshine, 'cause she's tighter than a duck's ass!
Submitted by adampattison over 2 years ago
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Well, Ted, as I said last time, it won't happen again.
Submitted by quotedude over 2 years ago
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Your gunna wish you never messed with us you cougar bitch.
Submitted by Libbyloe62 over 2 years ago
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Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better.
Submitted by dajbelshaw over 2 years ago
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I don't know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody.
Submitted by laura over 2 years ago
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I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that do not work.
Submitted by ashaj almost 3 years ago
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Sticking feathers up your butt doesnt make you a chicken
Submitted by laura almost 3 years ago
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Failure isn’t about falling down, Failure is staying down
Submitted by jodrell over 2 years ago
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Sometimes we get so wrapped up in getting what we want, that we forget to ask ourselves why we wanted it in the first place.
Submitted by laura almost 3 years ago
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I'm cooking an egg for the very first time. Ah hum, Ah hum.
Submitted by lmmcd1 over 2 years ago
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You can date my daughter but she'll have to wear a sign saying, 'I am not a watermelon. Don't trifle with me'.
Submitted by Sofa1 over 2 years ago
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If you don't know where you're going, you'll probably end up somewhere else.
Submitted by tony1241 over 2 years ago
7 loves