1. Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.

    Mae West

    7 loves

  2. I don’t care what is written about me so long as it isn’t true.

    Dorothy Parker

    6 loves

  3. Work is the curse of the drinking classes.

    Oscar Wilde

    8 loves

  4. Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.

    Oscar Wilde

    50 loves

  5. When I'm good I'm very, very good, but when I'm bad, I'm better.

    Mae West

    23 loves

  6. It's times like these I wish I were an ostrich.

    Josie Gibson

    25 loves