Iliketurtles’s Loved Quotes

Ah well, that's easy. Tucker's Law: "If some c**t can f**k something up, that c**t will pick the worst possible time to f*****g f**k it up cause that c**t's a c**t.

Balloons explode, Jen. They explode suddenly, and unexpectedly. They are filled with the capacity to give me a little fright, and I find that unbearable.