iamtomwhite’s most recent Quotables

Liz Lemon: Didn't you just get a haircut two days ago?
Jack Donaghy: I get my hair cut every two days, Lemon. After all your hair is your head suit.

I still feel that variable gears are only for people over forty-five. Isn’t it better to triumph by the strength of your muscles than by the artifice of a derailleur? We are getting soft…As for me, give me a fixed gear!

I’m not bi-polar, I’m bi-winning. I win here and I win there.

Sorry my life is so much more bitchin' than yours. I planned it that way.

I'm tired of pretending I'm not a total bitchin' rock star from Mars.

Mattie Ross: But we promised to bury the poor soul inside!
Rooster Cogburn: Ground's too hard. Them men wanted a decent burial, they should have got themselves killed in summer.

Lionel Logue: Do you know the "f" word?
King George VI (Bertie): Ffff... fornication?

Woody: Oh no.
Hamm the Piggy Bank: Oh yes! Return of the Astro-Nut!

I want my films to make money, but money is just fuel for the rocket. What I really want to do is to go somewhere. I don’t want to just collect more fuel.

The Coen Brothers have done it again, and never more exquisitely. At long last Coen devotees who have yearned to see them make an honest-to-goodness, rootin’ tootin’ Western can attain Movie Nirvana.

Hank please we're all gay

An extraordinary, intoxicating movie. Its hard, twisted edges may turn off some, but there’s no faulting either Aronofsky’s technical mastery or Portman’s flawless performance.

The internet's not written in pencil Mark. It's written in ink.

You mustn't be afraid to dream a little bigger, darling.

Barca are the best team in the world and I enjoy their style of play so much.

Even playing just one season for Barcelona would make a pinnacle of my whole career.

Don't say UH-OH! Vampires do NOT say UH-OH!

You have to understand that Barcelona is a nation without a state, and Barça is its army.

The Coens, not known for softening anything, have restored the original's bleak, elegiac conclusion and as writer-directors have come up with a version that shares events with the first film but is much closer in tone to the book...Clearly recognizing a kindred spirit in Portis, sharing his love for eccentric characters and odd language, they worked hard, and successfully, at serving the buoyant novel as well as being true to their own black comic brio.

Let's just hope we accidentally build god.