hohansen’s Tagged Quotes

Love me when I least deserve it because that is when I really need it.

We come to love, not by finding a perfect person, but by learning to see an imperfect person perfectly.

Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter & those who matter don't mind.

What’s the point of going out? We’re just going to wind up back here anyway.

Love me when I least deserve it, because that's when I really need it.

Education is an admirable thing, but it is well to remember from time to time that nothing that is worth knowing can be taught.

You can safely assume that you've created God in your own image when it turns out that God hates all the same people you do.

I contend that we are both atheists. I just believe in one fewer god than you do. When you understand why you dismiss all the other possible gods, you will understand why I dismiss yours.

"In your own words." People say that to you all the time. Tell us in your own words. Do you have your own words? I'm using the ones everybody else is using. Next time they tell you to say something in your own words, say, "Nigflot blorny quando floon."

Choose a job you love, and you will never have to work a day in your life.

I don’t have a fear of heights. I do, however, have a fear of falling from heights.

I don't spend much time thinking about whether God exists. I don't consider that a relevant question. It's unanswerable and irrelevant to my life, so I put it in the category of things I can't worry about.

We are all atheists about most of the gods that societies have ever believed in. Some of us just go one god further.

Learning without thought is labor lost.

Religions vary in their degree of idiocy, but I reject them all.

But Marge, what if we chose the wrong religion? Each week we just make God madder and madder.

More than happy. I bet you say that one. You say to somebody. "Oh, I’d be more than happy to do that." How can you be more than happy? To me it sounds like a dangerous mental condition. We had to put Dave in the mental home. He was ... more than happy.

A lie is a lie even if everyone believes it. The truth is the truth even if nobody believes it.

Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

I love quotations because it is a joy to find thoughts one might have, beautifully expressed with much authority by someone recognized wiser than oneself.