hohansen’s most recent Quotables

a chain is only as strong as its weakest link

dead men tell no tales

don't be penny wise and pound foolish

An honest answer is the sign of true friendship.

Your friend is the person who knows all about you, and still like you.

If you love somebody, set them free. If they return, they were always yours. If they don’t, they never were.

Children are naïve -- they trust everyone. School is bad enough, but, if you put a child anywhere in the vicinity of a church, you're asking for trouble.

It’s an incredible con job when you think about it, to believe something now in exchange for something after death. Even corporations with their reward systems don’t try to make it posthumous.

We are all a little weird and life's a little weird, and when we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours, we join up with them and fall in mutual weirdness and call it love.

Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.

I’m having the best day of my life, and I owe it all to not going to Church!

Getting out of jury duty is easy. The trick is to say you’re prejudiced against all races.

But Marge, what if we chose the wrong religion? Each week we just make God madder and madder.

Three little sentences will get you through life. Number one: Cover for me. Number two: Oh, good idea, boss. Number three: It was like that when I got here.

Oh, people can come up with statistics to prove anything, Kent. 14% of people know that.

"I didn't lie. I was writing fiction with my mouth."

Just because I don’t care doesn’t mean I don’t understand.

This is the worst kind of discrimination. The kind against me!

I'm completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. My idea is that these two institutions screw us up enough on their own, so both of them together is certain death.

Marry an orphan: you'll never have to spend boring holidays with the in-laws.