a chain is only as strong as its weakest link
Submitted by hohansen over 6 years ago
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Your friend is the person who knows all about you, and still like you.
If you love somebody, set them free. If they return, they were always yours. If they don’t, they never were.
Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.
I’m having the best day of my life, and I owe it all to not going to Church!
Getting out of jury duty is easy. The trick is to say you’re prejudiced against all races.
But Marge, what if we chose the wrong religion? Each week we just make God madder and madder.
Oh, people can come up with statistics to prove anything, Kent. 14% of people know that.
Submitted by JeruBee almost 7 years ago
"I didn't lie. I was writing fiction with my mouth."
Submitted by proto466 over 6 years ago
Just because I don’t care doesn’t mean I don’t understand.
Submitted by JakeChampion almost 7 years ago
This is the worst kind of discrimination. The kind against me!
Marry an orphan: you'll never have to spend boring holidays with the in-laws.
Submitted by robotnic almost 7 years ago