1. Sarcasm: The ability to insult idiots without them realizing it.

    Anonymous

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  2. If you open your mind too much, your brains will fall out.

    Tim Minchin

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  3. If a mute swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?

    George Carlin

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  4. You can't catch a cub without going into the tiger's den.

    Chinese Proverb

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  5. any press is good press

    English Proverb

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  6. an apple a day keeps the doctor away

    English Proverb

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  7. a spoonful of sugar helps the medicine go down

    English Proverb

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