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I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it.

Because life shouldn't be random. Because lonely, misantropic drug addicts should die in bus crashes. And the young do-gooders in love that get dragged out of their apartments in the middle of the night should walk away clean.

Wow, Dad. Tell me you're wearing that shirt because someone has to spot you from space.

Gus, don't be a traveling wilberry.

You give me a gift? Bam! Thank You note. You invite me somewhere? Pow! RSVP. You do me a favor? Wham! Favor returned. Do not test my politeness.

Murderers! Stop murdering. Everyone will die eventually. Just sit down and be patient.