Man who falls in vat of molten optical glass makes spectacle of self.
— Unknown
Submitted by hellonwheels almost 2 years ago
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You can't buy love, but you can pay heavily for it.
Submitted by hellonwheels about 2 years ago
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Woman begins by resisting a man's advances and ends by blocking his retreat.
Submitted by hellonwheels about 2 years ago
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I am so amazingly cool you could keep a side of meat in me for a month. I am so hip I have difficulty seeing over my pelvis.
Submitted by hellonwheels about 2 years ago
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Capital punishment turns the state into a murderer, but imprisonment turns the state into a gay dungeon-master.
Submitted by hellonwheels over 2 years ago
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It belongs to human nature to hate those you have injured
— Tacitus
Submitted by hellonwheels over 2 years ago
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Why does the Air Force need expensive new bombers? Have the people we've been bombing over the years been complaining?
Submitted by hellonwheels over 2 years ago
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The more I study science, the more I believe in God.
Submitted by hellonwheels over 2 years ago
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It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog
Submitted by hellonwheels over 2 years ago
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Enjoy your job, make lots of money, work within the law. Choose any two.
— Unknown
Submitted by hellonwheels over 2 years ago
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Corrupt politicians make the other ten percent look bad.
Submitted by hellonwheels over 2 years ago
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If you could kick the person in the pants responsible for most of your trouble, you wouldn't sit for a month.
Submitted by hellonwheels over 2 years ago
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I am the wisest man alive, for I know one thing, and that is that I know nothing.
— Socrates
Submitted by hellonwheels over 2 years ago
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In the small matters trust the mind, in the large ones the heart.
Submitted by hellonwheels over 2 years ago
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Associate yourself with men of good quality if you esteem your own reputation; for 'tis better to be alone than in bad company.
Submitted by Wordwings over 2 years ago
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