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Murderers! Stop murdering. Everyone will die eventually. Just sit down and be patient.

I have noticed even people who claim everything is predestined, and that we can do nothing to change it, look before they cross the road.

Man who falls in vat of molten optical glass makes spectacle of self.

Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.

Lead me, follow me, or get out of my way.

Three little sentences will get you through life. Number one: Cover for me. Number two: Oh, good idea, boss. Number three: It was like that when I got here.

Outside of a dog, a book is your best friend, and inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.

A neutron walks into a bar and asks how much for a drink. The bartender replies "For you, no charge".

A little misunderstanding? Galileo and the Pope had a little misunderstanding.

That's totally understandable. In bladder voiding, as in real estate, it's location, location, location.

You can't buy love, but you can pay heavily for it.

When asked what he thought about Western civilisation -- "I think it would be a good idea."

I find it really strange how, when first envisaged, the internet would be this great forum for scientists and the intelligentsia but it’s turned out to be a place for the hopeless dregs of society to write comments about things they know nothing about.

People demand freedom of speech as a compensation for the freedom of thought which they seldom use.

Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. And today? Today is a gift. That is why we call it the present.

Sometimes you're the windshield. Sometimes you're the bug

Don't wait. The time will never be just right.

Woman begins by resisting a man's advances and ends by blocking his retreat.

Women are the twin halves of men.

You will not be punished for your anger; you will be punished by your anger.