HanSmolo’s most recent Quotables

I cannot forecast to you the action of Russia. It is a riddle wrapped in a mystery inside an enigma.

My education was interrupted only by my schooling.

We make a living by what we get, but we make a life by what we give.

Bessie Braddock to Churchill "Winston, you're drunk!"
Churchill: "Bessie, you're ugly, but tomorrow morning I shall be sober"

Lady Astor: Winston, if you were my husband I would flavour your coffee with poison.
Churchill: Madam, if I were your husband, I should drink it.

When I was younger I made it a rule never to take strong drink before lunch. It is now my rule never to do so before breakfast.

If you are going through hell, keep going.

In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and has been widely regarded as a bad move.

An original idea. That can't be too hard. The library must be full of them.

Looking at cleavage is like looking at the sun. You don't dare stare at it. It's too risky. You get a sense of it and then you look away.

I do not fear death, in view of the fact that I had been dead for billions and billions of years before I was born, and had not suffered the slightest inconvenience from it.

When you believe in an imaginary figure that only you can see or hear, it's called a psychological problem. If you believe in an imaginary figure that even you can't see or hear, it's a religion.

Grammar is important. Capitalization is the difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse & helping your uncle jack off a horse.

While we're awake, we share one universe, but in sleep we each turn away to a world of our own.

We all have ways of coping - I use sex and awesomeness.

Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great ones make you feel that you too can become great.

Never judge a book by its movie.

Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.

The right word might be effective, but no word was ever as effective as a rightly timed pause.

The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing.