1. Waste no tears over the griefs of yesterday.

    Euripides

    2 loves

  2. You know what you are? You're a beard with an idiot hanging off it.

    Bernard Black

    22 loves

  3. Look at his face. I bet his cornflakes try to crawl out of the bowl.

    Bernard Black

    13 loves

  4. All I ask is a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.

    Spike Milligan

    20 loves

  5. Be silly. Be honest. Be kind.

    Ralph Waldo Emerson

    8 loves