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  1. Jamba Juice is for heroes.

    — Sheldon Cooper

    Submitted by halftime111 over 1 year ago

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  2. Screw you, that was a beautifully written penis metaphor.

    — Rajesh Koothrappali

    Submitted by halftime111 over 1 year ago

    1 love

  3. What ya doing, Quick Draw?

    — Penny (The Big Bang Theory)

    Submitted by halftime111 over 1 year ago

    1 love

  4. What ya doing, Quick Draw?

    — Penny (The Big Bang Theory)

    Submitted by halftime111 over 1 year ago

    1 love

  5. Screw you, that was a beautifully written penis metaphor.

    — Rajesh Koothrappali

    Submitted by halftime111 over 1 year ago

    1 love

  6. Jamba Juice is for heroes.

    — Sheldon Cooper

    Submitted by halftime111 over 1 year ago

    1 love

  7. Can I say I ruined you for white men?

    — Rajesh Koothrappali

    Submitted by halftime111 over 1 year ago

    2 loves

  8. Oh God, did you pull some weird Indian crap on me.

    — Penny (The Big Bang Theory)

    Submitted by halftime111 over 1 year ago

    1 love

  9. Dr. Jeckyl and Mrs. Whore.

    — Penny (The Big Bang Theory)

    Submitted by halftime111 over 1 year ago

    1 love

  10. I've decided my rank should be captain.

    — Sheldon Cooper

    Submitted by halftime111 over 1 year ago

    1 love

  11. I'm Penny's #2 choice after Bernadette.

    — Rajesh Koothrappali

    Submitted by halftime111 over 1 year ago

    1 love

  12. Penny could've been inspecting Raj's anal region for parasites.

    — Sheldon Cooper

    Submitted by halftime111 over 1 year ago

    1 love

  13. I can't, so I shant!

    — Sheldon Cooper

    Submitted by halftime111 over 1 year ago

    1 love

  14. Does that include doing the cyber nasty? The digital pickle tickle?

    — Howard Wolowitz

    Submitted by halftime111 over 1 year ago

    1 love

  15. "When I rise to power those people will be sterilized."

    — Sheldon Cooper

    Submitted by halftime111 over 1 year ago

    1 love

  16. "A Dinfast date."

    — Sheldon Cooper

    Submitted by halftime111 over 1 year ago

    1 love

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