gorideyourbike’s most loved Quotables

Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.

If you can’t explain it simply, you don’t understand it well enough.

Life is like riding a bicycle; in order to keep your balance, you must keep moving.

A man sits with a pretty girl for an hour and it seems shorter than a minute. But tell that same man to sit on a hot stove for a minute, it is longer than any hour. That's relativity.

It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt.

A person who never made a mistake never tried anything new.

Never let your schooling interfere with your education.

Without music life would be a mistake.

In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life - it goes on.

I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that do not work.

Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results.

Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.

All that is gold does not glitter, not all those who wander are lost; the old that is strong does not wither, deep roots are not reached by the frost. From the ashes a fire shall be woken, a light from the shadows shall spring; renewed shall be blade that was broken, the crownless again shall be king.

I wake up every morning at nine and grab for the morning paper. Then I look at the obituary page. If my name is not on it, I get up.

Loyalty to country ALWAYS. Loyalty to government, when it deserves it.

Two roads diverged in a wood, and I--
I took the one less traveled by,
And that has made all the difference.

I have two rules in life - to hell with it, whatever it is, and get your work done.

Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.

Faith: not *wanting* to know what is true.

I hold it to be the inalienable right of anybody to go to hell in his own way.