gorideyourbike’s most recent Quotables

The American Republic will endure until the day Congress discovers that it can bribe the public with the public’s money.

Loyalty to country ALWAYS. Loyalty to government, when it deserves it.

Never let your schooling interfere with your education.

It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt.

Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.

Have you noticed? Anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac.

Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.

I wake up every morning at nine and grab for the morning paper. Then I look at the obituary page. If my name is not on it, I get up.

Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results.

If you can’t explain it simply, you don’t understand it well enough.

A man sits with a pretty girl for an hour and it seems shorter than a minute. But tell that same man to sit on a hot stove for a minute, it is longer than any hour. That's relativity.

A person who never made a mistake never tried anything new.

Life is like riding a bicycle; in order to keep your balance, you must keep moving.

Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.

All that is gold does not glitter, not all those who wander are lost; the old that is strong does not wither, deep roots are not reached by the frost. From the ashes a fire shall be woken, a light from the shadows shall spring; renewed shall be blade that was broken, the crownless again shall be king.

I hold it to be the inalienable right of anybody to go to hell in his own way.

In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life - it goes on.

The brain is a wonderful organ; it starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get into the office.

Two roads diverged in a wood, and I--
I took the one less traveled by,
And that has made all the difference.

I have two rules in life - to hell with it, whatever it is, and get your work done.