gmehn’s most recent Quotables

We look to Scotland for all our ideas of civilisation.

I would love to think people who will visit Hampstead Heath never include those who just fancy a leg of mutton, but I'm afraid that might not be the case.

Religion is like a penis.
It's fine to have one.

It's fine to be proud of it.

...But please don't whip it out in public and start waving it around,

and PLEASE don't try to shove it down my children's throats.

Books are no more threatened by Kindle than stairs by elevators.

At my age, travel broadens the behind

YouTube is a place for people to share their ideas. If by people you mean 13 year old girls and by ideas you mean how they love the Jonas Brothers.

I respect the man in Sunset Boulevard, he's got a heart somewhere, but won't let down his guard. Doesn't trust happiness, the bad luck that it brings. He's lonely and he's cold and he's proud of these things.

Cause I always say I love you, when I mean turn out the light and I say "let's run away" when I just mean "stay the night".

Love is like jazz - you make it up as you go along and you act as if you really know the song but you don't and you never will, so you flaunt your mistakes and you make them until they were you. It's divine; it's asinine; it's depressing and it's almost entirely window dressing, but it'll do.

No, no, no, Lisa. If adults don't like their jobs, they don't go on strike. They just go in every day and do it really half-assed. That's the American Way.

Laughter is the shortest distance between two people.

You've crossed the line from lubricated to morose. Goodnight.

Marketing is not a task. Marketing is not a department. Marketing is not a job. Marketing happens every time you engage (or not) with your past, present, and potential customers.

History is the version of past events that people have decided to agree upon

History consists of a series of accumulated imaginative inventions.