Giltrap’s Submitted Quotes

Let a smile be your umbrella, and you'll end up with a face full of rain.

This survey of American beliefs showed that Americans, at a rate of between 48 and 51% don’t believe in evolution. Which is, like, half. And of top of that 51% a further 38 to 40% of Americans believe that biological evolution has occurred but believe that it was initiated by, and has since been kind of administered by, um, god, leaving a very small percentage of Americans who are right.

Don't ever think you know what's right for the other person. He might start thinking he knows what's right for you.

Scar tissue is stronger than regular tissue. Realize the strength, move on.

The fact that a believer is happier than a skeptic is no more to the point than the fact that a drunken man is happier than a sober one.

When life hands you a lemon, say "Oh yeah, I like lemons. What else you got?"

Yes, I guess you could say I am a loner, but I feel more lonely in a crowded room with boring people than I feel on my own.

A closed mouth gathers no feet.

Don't do anything by half. If you love someone, love them with all your soul. When you go to work, work your ass off. When you hate someone, hate them until it hurts.