1. I get mail; therefore I am.

    Scott Adams

    1 love

  2. Life is too short to stuff a mushroom.

    Shirley Conran

    1 love

  3. My best birth control now is just to leave the lights on.

    Joan Rivers

    5 loves

  4. He deserves paradise who makes his companions laugh

    The Qur'an

    2 loves

  5. I never learnt a thing while I was talking.

    Larry King

    4 loves

  6. There is only one happiness in this life, to love and be loved.

    George Sand

    43 loves

  7. Denial ain't just a river in Egypt.

    Unknown

    1 love