Holy crap on a cracker!
— Penny and Leonard (The Big Bang Theory)
Submitted by paulfedory over 2 years ago
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You're using chocolate as a positive reinforcement for what you consider is a correct behavior!
Submitted by ReligiousNut about 2 years ago
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Are you trying to scare me? Because you're succeeding.
Submitted by Pomita about 2 years ago
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I know you think you're explaining yourself, but you're really not.
Submitted by Pomita about 2 years ago
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Do "our children will be smart AND beautiful," that one always makes me laugh.
Submitted by Pomita about 2 years ago
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Try telling him it's a non optional social convention.
Submitted by arcgabrial about 2 years ago
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It took you four years to get through high school?
Submitted by mohsinatiq about 2 years ago
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Really? That's your question; when did he put the ramp in?
Submitted by luc122c about 2 years ago
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Homo habilis just discovering his opposable thumbs says "What?"
Submitted by grrrl about 2 years ago
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Koothrappali is gonna wet himself. I am gonna throw up. Sheldon will run away and you are going to die. Should we synchronize our watches?
Submitted by leouddhav about 2 years ago
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While I appreciate the "Oh snap!,"I'm uncomfortable with your warm, mosit breath in my ear.
Submitted by Geeterphonics about 2 years ago
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Here. Eat this piece of cheese without farting and you can sleep with my sister.
Submitted by melon about 2 years ago
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