edd’s most recent Quotables

Truly great friends are hard to find, difficult to leave, and impossible to forget.

There is no limit to what a man can do or how far he can go if he doesn't mind who gets the credit.

Brian, I'm gonna be honest with you. That smells like pure gasoline.

There was a time, a time before cable, when the local anchorman reigned supreme. When people believed everything they heard on TV. This was an age when only men were allowed to read the news, and in San Diego, one anchorman was more man then the rest. His name was Ron Burgundy [...] He had a voice that could make a wolverine purr and suits so fine they made Sinatra look like a hobo.

If you see a sign that says 'Peep Show', that doesn't mean they're letting you look at presents before Christmas.

In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and has been widely regarded as a bad move.

No one can make you feel inferior without your consent.

It is a mistake to think you can solve any major problems just with potatoes.

Great Odin's raven!

Well, I could be wrong, but I believe diversity is an old, old wooden ship that was used during the Civil War era.

People call me the Bry man; I'm the stylish one of the group. I know what you're asking yourself and the answer is yes. I have a nickname for my penis. It's called the Octagon, but I also nicknamed my testes - my left one is James Westfall and my right one is Doctor Kenneth Noisewater. You ladies play your cards right you just might get to meet the whole gang.

I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.

You are not a ninja. Each time you use the word ‘ninja’ in vain, another one moves into your attic. Ninjas train. Ninjas battle. Ninjas don’t check email.

The Macintosh may only have 10% of the market, but it is clearly the top 10%.