Duggy’s most recent Quotables

Fr Hernandez: The Reverend Green... with the knife... in the drawing room.
Fr Ted: Those Protestants. Up to no good as usual.

Dougal: God, I've heard about those cults Ted. People dressing up in black and saying Our Lord's going to come back and save us all.
Ted: No, Dougal, that's us. That's Catholicism.
Dougal: Oh right.

That's the great thing about Catholicism - it's very vague and no-one knows what it's really all about.

That money was just resting in my account!

Well, Ted, as I said last time, it won't happen again.