'Relax,' said the night man,'We are programmed to receive. You can check-out any time you like, But you can never leave!'
Submitted by lyndz26 over 1 year ago
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'Relax,' said the night man,'We are programmed to receive. You can check-out any time you like, But you can never leave!'
Submitted by lyndz26 over 1 year ago
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Sam: Why is everyone so young?
Dave: I know.
Sam: Not you, Dave.
Submitted by kay1503 over 1 year ago
12 loves
Dave: I don't think we'll be holding hands and taking windy walks together.
Sam: I’ll be holding hands and taking windy walks with your daughter.
Submitted by kay1503 over 1 year ago
12 loves
Dave: What’s the time?
Sam: Time for you to f**k off from this house!
Submitted by kay1503 over 1 year ago
9 loves
Some of the housemates are on the sofas, passing round the jaffa cakes.
Submitted by bbsuperfan over 1 year ago
24 loves
Narinder: Which celebrity guys do you think are watching now and saying "I love Narinder"?
Brian: Erm... Stevie Wonder?
Submitted by bbsuperfan over 1 year ago
13 loves
You're insincere to the point of nausea. Everything you are, and everything you aspire to be, is repugnant to me.
Submitted by tomhartnell over 1 year ago
5 loves
You know where the fire exit is, now get your high heels and walk out.
Submitted by jade0404 over 1 year ago
9 loves
Nadia is in the Diary Room, showing Big Brother her lady garden.
Submitted by chasektn over 1 year ago
7 loves