drakestonem’s most recent Quotables

There's nuthing better than be intelligent, good at skool, party animal, popular, nice, handsome and cute... All in One... Thats my world...

I like reading really big books with big words. And holding the book up to my face so that no one can see me. And then taking it down again, so that everyone can.

Tony:...and you love me, that works, we work.
Michelle:Why now? Its too late.
Tony:It's always been there Michelle. It just took a while.

Freddie: We'd be good together. Don't you think?
Effy: No.
Freddie: Why?
Effy: Because I'll break your heart.
Freddie: Maybe I'll break yours.
Effy: Nobody breaks my heart. And anyway, why would i want that?

I lost my head. And then he gave me head. And then we got deported from Russia and I'm really really sorry for being a slut, OK?

Sometimes I think I was born backwards, you know, come out my mum the wrong way. I hear words come pass me backwards. The people I should love, I hate. And the people I hate...

Cool guys don't look at explosions
They blow things up, then walk away
Who's got time to watch an explosion?
There's cool guy errands that they have to walk to.

I like turtles because they're so chill. They don't hurt anyone. They're just like, "Hey man, I want to swim, and maybe eat some lettuce. But I'm gonna take my time getting there, I'm not in a rush. Because I'm a turtle."

It's weird, isn't it? I'm from Mars, you're from Venus. I do things, you worry about them. I sleep with girls, you persuade them to attempt suicide...

She's thin, she's blond, she says wow a lot.

I couldn't have him running around chewing on people with the town running around looking for vampires, could I?

You confuse me with someone with remorse.

I'm getting really bored and impatient; and I don't do bored and impatient.

"I'm not some drunk sorority chick. You can't Roofy me."

It's cool not growing old. I like being the eternal stud.

I spent my eighth birthday eating Swedish meatballs with a known paedophile.

There's only one thing young ladies should be inserting in themselves... and that's knowledge.

We're young. We're supposed to drink too much. We're supposed to have bad attitudes and shag each other's brains out.

I've got a power... I bloody knew it... Who's laughing now... ? I'm alive! Help! HELP! You buried me alive, you dicks! Help! ... I'm immortal. That's just great. Thank you. Thanks a lot. Un-f**king-believable.

Come on. Look, we're a bunch of young offenders and not one of us knows how to steal a car? That is pathetic.